I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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