i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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