How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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