So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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