I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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