did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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