I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize