Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
