ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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