I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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