The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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