Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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