Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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