i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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