what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
