when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
