you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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