wat bout pragnant strippers??
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We were destined to go to rehab together
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
