btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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