Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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