I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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