wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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