like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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