He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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