it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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