Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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