what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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