Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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