You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
