Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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