Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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