Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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