Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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