Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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