Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
