Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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