In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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