At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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