I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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