No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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