i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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