If i come over, it means nothing
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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