i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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