I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
