But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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