Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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