dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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