yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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