what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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