What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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