This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You did what with his pubic hair?
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