went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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