what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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