Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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