Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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